Next time it occurs to me that going commando in leather pants is a good idea, somebody freakin shoot me.

So, who's bright idea was the freakin' sandpaper?


( Done to keep myself from falling asleep and waking up with serious road-rash. )

( Sam, if I'm ever this bored again, shoot me. )


I hate this hotel. Eventually I'm going to set it on fire.

Officially the lamest way to die ever.

Ten bucks says this hotel thing turns out to be a really stupid idea. Not that I'm pointing any fingers, SAM.

This is Dean Winchester. If you're calling in regards to a job, drop me some specifics. 'Aaah it's trying to eat my brain' isn't going to cut it this time, man. (But if that sums up your predicament, two words, my friend: flame. thrower.)

Ten points if you sing Metallica.

-beep-